Miley Cyrus kicked off the week by blessing Instagram with a heartfelt holiday message, because what’s a new year without a dose of unsolicited pop star wisdom? The 32-year-old singer and part-time philosopher posted a photo of herself in a black leather dress, channeling equal parts “Matrix reboot” and “moody glam.”
In the caption, she waxed poetic about life, creativity, and the art of moving on: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS & NEW YEAR! It’s bittersweet saying goodbye to a year that has been so good to me, but I am looking forward to starting over again.” Translation: “2023 was amazing, but don’t worry—I’m already prepping to outdo myself in 2024.”
She continued, “In everything I do, I like to go ALL the way.” (Yes, Miley, we remember “Wrecking Ball.”) “At times it can be a heartbreaking process, but I’ve always known the pieces to come back together and create something beautiful.” In other words, life is just one big art installation, and Miley is its curator.
And while the year was emotionally fulfilling, it was also stacked with awards to keep that “special” feeling alive. Her single “Flowers” snagged not one but two Grammys, because nothing says “I’m thriving” like a couple of gold statues. She even made history as the youngest recipient of the Disney Legend Award—a title that surely involves a very practical crown made of Mickey ears.
On the personal front, Miley is still blissfully coupled with her boyfriend, Maxx Morando, who—by her own admission—is raising their dog via Reddit forums. Yes, you read that correctly. “I’m like, ‘Are you sure we’re supposed to be doing this?’ And he’s like, ‘On Reddit it says…’” Is this modern love, or just a very creative new way to test a relationship’s breaking point?
Of course, Miley doesn’t mind. Maxx is “so inspiring” and introduces her to “the coolest kid in Brooklyn’s music.” Basically, he’s a walking hipster playlist, which, according to Cyrus, is all the support system she needs.
So there you have it: Miley’s 2023 was a cinematic montage of trophies, Reddit-approved dog parenting, and philosophical reflections. Here’s hoping 2024 delivers more ALL-caps Miley moments.