Because what else would Kylie Jenner do for Christmas besides turn the family party into her personal fashion show? This year, she showed up in a white sequin halter dress that sparkled so much it probably needed its own Instagram account. Her hair? Slicked back with precision, like she was challenging gravity. And let’s not forget the strappy pearl heels and a martini glass garnished with—you guessed it—a whole rosemary branch. Regular drinks? Couldn’t be her.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian played it coy. She’s still scooting around on her broken foot, but don’t worry, she found time to showcase Kendall’s tequila all decked out in bows and candles. Her own outfit? Total mystery. But knowing Kim, she probably dressed like she was auditioning for the next Met Gala. After all, “low-key” Christmas doesn’t mean sweatpants in Kardashian-world—it just means fewer ice sculptures.
Apparently, this year’s gathering was scaled down due to “construction.” Sure, Kim. If “construction” means swapping the circus-level production for a slightly more relatable photoshoot. But hey, she assured us she was still “dressing to the nines,” because if there’s one thing this family can’t do, it’s subtlety.
And Kylie wasn’t just dressing herself—she got her dogs involved too. Two very patient dachshunds got the holiday treatment with striped turtlenecks and a Snoopy sweater. The newest pup, Moo Pants, joined the squad recently, because of course Kylie has a dog named like it’s part of a hipster brunch menu.
So while the rest of us are trying to find matching socks for Christmas morning, Kylie’s out here proving that even her pets have better wardrobes. Happy holidays, everyone—hope your rosemary garnish is up to standard.